SMTown Live World Tour IV in Seoul
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
"ur such a qt"
am I calling you cute?
or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?
you’ll never know
- Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head